I Found Myself
Playing guitar in the dark
And thinking of you.
Ugh. How am I going to do do in the summer?
“You’re beautiful and slightly mad, I hope you know that.”
your dreams are sweet &tomorrow brings them true: The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it...
Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
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Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
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Accused, Defending His…
(Source: rinkworks.com)
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